My Boyfriend is a Sexy Biotch!

Chris is SUCH a sexy biotch! (Said Bee-otch, lol!) I mean, he should be certified in his sexified biotchyness. Last night, Chris received an invitation on myspace to join a group called “Sexy Biotch” (or was it “Sexy Biotches?”) Unfortunately, he declined the invitation. Just think, he could have been an official Sexy Biotch! How many girls can say that their boyfriend is an official Sexy Biotch? Hehehe … me all done now. : P

On another note, last night I gave something very special to Chris. Something that he will cherish forever. I gave him my best burping effort. And for ME, that is something to cherish! Why? Because I don’t burp! (Or fart!) It’s not like I intentionally don’t burp or fart … I … I just don’t! I’m not quite sure where all the air and gas in my body goes. Out my nose maybe? Ears? ANYWAY, I bought a can of coke last night and just tried to let loose. I got a couple of “real” burps, but most of them could have still been qualified as “baby burps.” I’m definitely not to the level of “belching” just yet. I'm sure I have great burping potential under Chris' tutalidge. He gives me so many things to aspire to! LOL.