The "Ology" of Chris and I

ME

**FOOD-OLOGY**
What is your salad dressing of choice?
Ranch

What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
In'N'Out, McDonald's, and Jack in the Box

What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
Olive Garden, The Elephant Bar, (even though I work there,) AppleBees, Ruby Tuesdays

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
15 %

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
Ice cream or strawberries ... or spagetti

What are your pizza toppings of choice?Cheese, alfredo sauce, and chicken, and garlic is yummy too

What do you like to put on your toast?
Don't eat toast that often...but if I DO I like butter and strawberry jam

What is your favorite type of gum?
Usually have either Dentyn (however you spell it,) or Eclipse

**TECHN-OLOGY**
Number of contacts in your cell phone?
No idea

Number of contacts in your email address book?
Again...no idea

What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Something random- and it's not my personal computer

What is your screensaver on your computer?
Doesn't really have one

How many televisions are in your house?
In my apartment, one

What kitchen appliance do you use the least?
Uhhhh...alot of them

**BI-OLOGY**
Are you right handed or left handed?
Right

Do you like your smile?
It's okay

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Nope...not that I'm aware of, lol

Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?
Don't usually do that- I'm really quick when it comes to using the restroom

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
Ummm...site...or smell...

When was the last time you had a cavity?
Never had one

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
Weights, and the trays of glasses at the Elephant Bar

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Nope

**MISC-OLOGY**
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
I guess

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
Oksana Moon- DUH

How do you express your artistic side?
Singing, writing songs, painting, drawing, scrapbooking, and sewing

What color do you think you look best in?
Blues

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
I can be a very patient person if I have to be

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Yes, 2 pennies, among other things

If we werent bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?No! Although I can think of one who might make a pass at ME, LOL

How often do you go to church?
Not much since I moved

**DARE-OLOGY**
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
Ohhhh yeah- especially right now!

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Probably..if I had bills to pay- and I currently DO

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?No I like my fingers...plus that would really hurt my piano playing abilities

Would you never blog again, for $50,000?
Sure! I didn't even start blogging regularly until like a month ago

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
hmmm..as long as the magazine wasn't printed..lol

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
I'd try my best!

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
Yes- I've already not watched television for 2 and 1/2 months- for FREE

AND NOW FOR THE CHRIS!

**FOOD-OLOGY**
What is your salad dressing of choice?
Pepsi?

What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Can I list all of them? :(

What is your favorite sit down restaurant?It's a two-way tie between Elephant Bar (which my gf works at), and the Olive Garden, though I am partial to the desert at Black Angus

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
15 %

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
Ice cream, pizza, and pepsi

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Cheese, Pepperoni, Bacon (the American kind), McNuggets, ....

What do you like to put on your toast?
Don't own a toaster, but bacon sounds good!

What is your favorite type of gum?
Usually (Mitsubishi) Eclipse or Mustang

**TECHN-OLOGY**
Number of contacts in your cell phone?
Many - btw, that's a real number in hypothetical math

Number of contacts in your email address book?
Many

What is your wallpaper on your computer?
My home - San Francisco Bay

What is your screensaver on your computer?
Flying Toasters

How many televisions are in your house?
Two - a big one in the living room and a small one in the closet for my cat to lay upon

What kitchen appliance do you use the least?
The oven?

**BI-OLOGY**
Are you right handed or left handed?
Right

Do you like your smile?
No!

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A tail and two horns

Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?
It depends on how long the journey will last

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
They all stink: half-blind, half-deaf, ... I'd go with taste but I also have a gag reflex. Is my brain one of the senses? Pleeeeease

When was the last time you had a cavity?
Several years ago

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
My car - it's good for my pectorals and deltoids

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Ooooh yes! By myself. Try figuring "that" story out

**MISC-OLOGY**
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Sure would ... I'd hate to think that I spent my life going to school, depriving myself of fun, only to die a day before receiving my masters. I'd rather have fun in that case!

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
Octavius (as in Caeser - the impetus behind the Pax Romana)

How do you express your artistic side?
Playing some tunes on the trumpet, karaoke, writing,

What color do you think you look best in?
Blue

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
Long enough to plan the perfect escape.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
I hope not

If we werent bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?Of course not .... conventions or no conventions!

How often do you go to church?
Not much since ... well, I can't remember specifically what year. I'm sure I went in 2001!

**DARE-OLOGY**
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
Yes ... that's almost 1/7th the price of a house!

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Hmm .... $100 dollars doesn't quite seem worth it seeing as how I make more than that every day at work.

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Agh! Only if I could get the finger iced and reattached. Even then, I'd have to think about it.

Would you never blog again, for $50,000?
Sure! I haven't blogged in months.

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Why anyone would want to see me naked is beyond me - but I would definitely go for the easy money.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Pft ... too easy. I've done that for a shirt.

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
Hmm ..... would I still get to watch movies at the theater? If so, yes. However, I'd have to start once I was done with my masters degree (3 classes left). TV is the one thing that keeps you going at 6:30 in the morning, day after day, while doing homework.